On the lighter side:


Top ten reasons to be happy with the election
results:


10. One party rule has a long and vibrant history in
countries around the world. Check out North Korea!

9. No more contentious arguments at the Supreme
Court - just quick, harmonious decision-making.

8. Under Patriot Act III, government auditors will
balance your checkbook for you.

7. A military draft will reduce all that illegal
music downloading.

6. No-bid corporate government a model of
streamlined efficiency.

5. Gay marriage no longer stands as a threat to your
personal security or economic well-being.

4. Screw the rest of the world. Who are 5.8 billion
people to tell us we're wrong?

3. New National Park Service motto: Leave no fossil
fuel behind!

2. Electronic voting machines free you from standing
in long lines at the polls; there's no need to vote!


And our number one reason to be happy about
yesterday's election
results:


1. Wal-Mart is hiring!